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Aug 13
2008

I'm in an awful mood

Posted by Tony in Personal

Tony

Ok I realize I'm not female (last time I checked at least), but it is "that time of the month" for me.  I'm on the rag.  I'm really irritable.  I may be bloated too.

Nobody tick me off.

I wonder what my malfunction is.... 


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GolferGurl said:

Try Midol, that works for me. smilies/cheesy.gif All the ingredients to make you feel better. Funny story... I was golfing with the guys and one was complaining of the same systems as you mentioned and he asked for Tylenol...I offered him 2 Midol and he took them with a swig of beer and was good to go for the rest of the round, lol. smilies/wink.gif

Hope that didn't tick you off TK...just try it!
 
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GolferGurl said:

oops...symptoms....NOT systems. I am still working, thinking of systems, lol.
 
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Melissa said:

I can send you some Pamprin (Midol is my competition...LOL) Pamprin Multi-Symptom will keep your mood swings under control, take away that bloated feeling and help relieve those terrible cramps..LOL! Maybe there's a full moon??
 
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August 14, 2008
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Tony said:

What do I do about that "not so fresh" feeling? Gold Bond?
 
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Melissa said:

That will work! LOL! We have products that will stop that itch, protect you from the sun, give you fresh breath, prevent you from getting cavities, help your cramps, lighten your hair, get that green you get from cholrine out of your hair, help that itchy dry scalp and dandruff, suppress your appetite, sooth/restore and soften your skin, help control your cholestrol, stop your arthritis pain, dullen your back/knee/wrist and all over body pains, prevent your baby from getting diaper rash, stop your diarreaha (or start it...LOL), help you sleep and protect you from Mosquitos! Whatever you might be suffering from...we can help! Obviously I need more sleep...I think I've lost it!
 
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Melissa said:

pay no attention to all the spelling errors! I was in a hurry...
 
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shaggy023 said:

Lets break this down;

1. I realize I'm not female (last time I checked at least)

2. It is "that time of the month" for me.

3. I'm on the rag.

4. I'm really irritable.

5. I may be bloated too.

6. Nobody tick me off.

"I wonder what my malfunction is...." Answer - You need to question statement #1 again to yourself! smilies/grin.gif

Kevin
 
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Tony said:

Oh my God. Could I be female? No it can't be. I've always thought I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Let me check again... HMMM. Nope, I'm definitely male.
 
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MashieNiblick said:

Tony you would make one ugly lesbian. smilies/grin.gif
 
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sbmarto05 said:

This is just too funny, Tony I hope you are feeling better after all the stuff Melissa has for you! smilies/wink.gif
 
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