May I suggest a good psycho therapist then?

been trying to move out....but cant afford to do so.....being treated like a P.O.W. right now in this crap hole of a house

Will, If I am playing with friend? Play hide the golfball. under leaves, the goldcart, Stomp their ball in to the ground. Loosen the strap on the cart.
BOY, does this make me feel better.

If play with golfer I do not knot, crack a few joke or make fun of my shot. Talk about thing that will take my mind off the stress.

If both of the do not work. I just jump in to a lake. pray the there are no alligators or snake in the lake.

If I was playing around with golfergurl " Smoke a BIG CIGAR"

If I was playing around with Melissa " one word MARGARITAS"

Make that a big ass Margarita!!

Or if that's too difficult to bring out, just give me a Michelob Ultra!

I don't smoke cigars often, but they really relax me. Perhaps not the nicotine but just the action of thinking about the cigar rather than the last crappy shot.

I don't mind having a beer or two either... If I got a bottle of red wine in the bag look out!

Wow, do we have some issues.....

I bet if you picked up a Swing Reminder Token and put it in your pocket, it might help you focus. Not that I'm trying sell them, but I am....

But, seriously, I have had to stop into the bar at #9 and get a 6 pack or a couple of rum & cokes to make it around the back. It happens to everyone.